It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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