great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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