i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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