if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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