Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
