It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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