You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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