It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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