absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How naked do you want me to be?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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