I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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