well you can't waste a boner
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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