Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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