ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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