we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
