I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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