OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i drank out of a bidet.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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