I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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