I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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