So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Pooping to opera.
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