He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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