and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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