I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
