this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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