I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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