Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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