should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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