Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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