I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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