He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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