PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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