Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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