So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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