He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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