woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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