Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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