1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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