OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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