awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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