Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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