I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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