butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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