It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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