:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
