He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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