Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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