that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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