i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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