yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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