i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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