We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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