She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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